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    You CAN go home again, two guys insist

"...the wise man stays at home..."—Ralph Waldo Emerson, in an essay.

Blame it on the September 11 terrorist attacks, on senility, or on out-and-out chance.

Two journalists—one, Pulitzer Prize-nominated author William H. Rentschler, the other yours truly—both by coincidence vowed publicly more than once that there was no chance in the world they'd return to their hometowns.

"A man who leaves home to mend himself...is a philosopher..."—Oliver Goldsmith.

In Rentschler's case, hometown was Hamilton, Ohio, where he was born and raised. In my case, while I technically grew up in Ceresco, Michigan, population (then, as now) 100, the place I called "hometown" was Marshall. A town that no doubt impresses the casual visitor as "the town that stood still," replete with well-preserved mansions and a debris-free downtown featuring antique shops and the like.

Historic Marshall (that's how it bills itself) is where I attended high school, drank beer (and hated it) the first time, began my journalism career. Rentschler was off to Princeton, then onto a career in journalism, all the while flirting with politics. He ended up in tony Lake Forest, Illinois, wrote several books along the way, and lost several elections.

"Home is a name, a word; it is a strong one, stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answered to..."—Charles Dickens.

Well, to make a potentially long story mercifully short, Rentschler and Cato will spend Christmas in, respectively, Hamilton, Ohio, and Marshall, Michigan.

His move took him there in plenty of time for Thanksgiving.

Mine is to take me there in time for Christmas 2001.

"Home? I have no home. Hunted, despised, living like an animal. The jungle is my home. But I will show the world that I can be its master. I will perfect my own race of people, a race of atomic supermen, which will conquer the world."—Bela Lagosi in the movie "Bride of the Monster."

Whatever, Bill and Sid are trying their darndest to convince the world man can go home again.

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