Annual Reports Top 10 List

          
10. They'll earn $$$ in your recycling bin.
9. It's better than having an empty mailbox.
8. Occasionally, all the directors pictured aren't white-bread males.
7. What better chance to learn creative writing!
6. Seldom are any dog tricks pictured.
5. Where else can would-be sleuths find discrepancies so easily in a public document?
4. They're only 49 pages long on average.
3. The ink seldom comes off on your hands.
2. Reading an annual report takes less time than watching a half-hour sitcom on TV.
And the No. 1 reason annual reports are so popular:

1. It's the only place you get to see dozens of pictures of the boss.

(with apologies to David Letterman)


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